The name's Sam. 19. Christian. Straight but I believe in equality. Terrible at updating things like this. I post all the time because I can't find anything better to do, and I post what I want. I am part of a few fandoms and as much as I'd like to be that artistic person who posts awesome original stuff, I'm really just someone who lives off of the reblog button. Feel free to talk whenever about whatever.

16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 4,794 notes

mmm… those beards :)

mmm… those beards :)

Source: kimuzamorano

16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 328,170 notes

Source: thewaltvault

16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 357,700 notes

appropriately-inappropriate:

appropriately-inappropriate:

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

That’s fucking brilliant.
Talk about targeted marketing. This kid’s gonna be a CEO some day.

No but okay, I just the did the math.
She sold 117 boxes in 120 minutes. Assuming every person bought one box, that’s 1 box every 62 seconds
Now, people likely bought more than one box at a time, but still.
Damn.

appropriately-inappropriate:

appropriately-inappropriate:

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

That’s fucking brilliant.

Talk about targeted marketing. This kid’s gonna be a CEO some day.

No but okay, I just the did the math.

She sold 117 boxes in 120 minutes. Assuming every person bought one box, that’s 1 box every 62 seconds

Now, people likely bought more than one box at a time, but still.

Damn.

Source: nezua

16th September 2014

Post reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 77,681 notes

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Source: cartel

16th September 2014

Post reblogged from ~Merci Pour Le Venin~ with 149,758 notes

gwythara:

when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for

16th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 218,210 notes

karkalicious-carcinogeneticist:

x-lilou-chan-x:

askfordoodles:

teamdauntlesstribute:

disneytasthic:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

unf-hans:

thisdisneyday:

Handsome princes indeed.

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF

image

Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.

TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY

DIDNEY WORL

Didn’t you forget someone~? imageimage

OH MY GOD STOP

Source: thisdisneyday

16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 67,440 notes

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

 poots 

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

Source: csattogoslepke

16th September 2014

Post reblogged from Alex Ernst with 1,025,330 notes

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

Source: urbancatfitters

16th September 2014

Post reblogged from ~Merci Pour Le Venin~ with 305,149 notes

theworldinverts:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

Source: p-eterquill

16th September 2014

Post reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 368,810 notes

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

image

Book

image

Orders

image

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

image

I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

Source: pyralspite

16th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Shattered by Broken Dreams with 72,753 notes

captalias:

flyingtheimpala:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

Being one, I can vouch that 99.9% of vegitarians believe PETA is actual pond scum

Don’t be so insulting. Pond scum is far superior to PETA.

16th September 2014

Quote reblogged from Fuck That Noiz with 162,665 notes

Yo it’s your boy! You already know who it is!
— Every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know at all
(via immiqrant)

Source: ammarmali

16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Lollypops and Candy Canes with 243,994 notes

appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

Source: batmansymbol

16th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Lollypops and Candy Canes with 4,537 notes

James Dean in his apartment on West 68th Street, New York City, 1955.

Source: babeimgonnaleaveu

16th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from princess Brian with 418 notes

Source: dailya7x